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hobostories

i cleaned up my room/folded my laundry. one trash bag filled. step into tevas. walk to dumpster. put bag in dumpster. hobo get startled. "sorry." "i don't know why i got startled. maybe because of experience." i go back to room

project

J: r u going anywhere for spring break?
me: I'm going on a cruise but i'm here for the weekend. Why?
J: shit. I'll be gone the whole week too and the 504 propopsal is due the week we ger back
me: Wait. Wtf is the 504 proposal?!
J: for the project
me: What project? Wtf is going on in this class
J: lol don fuck with me
me: I seriously didn't know there was a project
J: well do u think u could come up with a project idea wif Steve over the weekend? I'm game for anythig
me: i'll try

Steve: You didn't know there was a project? You're out of the group.

wilson farm guy had green nail polish. i wanted to pound, but would've been awkward. i bought my green tea and left

nothing has ever happened

i have nothing to write about because lately, nothing is uneventful enough


we found a place to live next year. now we won't be hobos. but i will still dress like a hobo. hobo to the end ::pounds my fellow hobos::

our place has a badass old slanted balcony. Jun is afraid of it. we'll play chess there like old people. none of the bedrooms have windows. that's going to be so weird. i'm going to decorate it this time. my decorations will probably make me feel uncomfortable and want to stay away from my room. maybe i'll decorate my room right now. i can hang up that

i im'd Matt to ask about project. he was away. he came back and signed off. fuck

today

class eat meeting gym

chicken went off in yoga

omg my leg fell asleep

my , key fell out. as i was trying to jam it back in my m key shot out. i broke off two little pegs on the m so it doesn't go back in anymore. my , hangs on by one peg. cruel world

now for RF

today

wake up shower eat work nap wake up apollo work gym work draw sleep

neural was cancelled, but i went to it because i forgot. i was so pissed off that i skipped my next class and slept until 1. yoga was good

checked out an apartment today. bumped into people complaining about the apartment falling apart. i felt bad for nick. really bad timing

in the bathroom today

guy at the urinal: OOOOooooooooooOOOOooooOooooooOOOOooOOooh. Fuck. OOooooOOoooooooooooooooooohhhhh.


yoga instructor noticed my nails. i think she thinks i'm special. the retarded special

mahjong

i hate Jun

after watching the Donkey Punch trailer

"oh my god. he donkey punched her... TO DEATH"

on the way to a Hong Kong Nation meeting, i smelled pizza. i was hungry and wanted pizza. the pizza was at the HKN meeting. life goes downhill from there

in a nightmare, i dropped yoga. i woke up and realized that i missed yoga. my dreams are seeping into my waking life. soon, the romans will rise again, the sun will turn purple, diapers will be trendy

phonecalltoHoward

ringing
"yo"
"nvm"
endofcall

almost pulled an all-nighter. submitted that shit. realized it isn't due until tomorrow. fuck me. 2 hours of sleep now! whee

gym

button popped off shorts during first set of squats. i am enormous

PACSUN

jeans for $9.99 => holy shit didn't even want jeans but i got some
=> fuck

sitting in A Ron's room

A Ron went skiing with his kids. i wonder which kids he went with

Lisa and i is waiting for Leslie to get back so we can go eat dindin. i'm mad hungry. MAD

blueberryponies's battery is draining. maybe i should dual boot comp

i need to dl/watch that horror movie about that room. i think i know the ending though

yessadag, i slept from 10 to 3am and then got up to finish pset. i finally turned that shit in. gotta start earlier next time

i did laundry today. i spent 6 to 7 $$ on it. i washed all my bed shit and my clothes. half of everything is still wet. it's going to grow mold and i'm going to grow mold and then i'm going to die of food poisoning

maybe sake bombing tonight. last time i went, we got pulled over and went to dp doug h. poor pei fei

Tony tried on Lisa's jacket earlier. it looked very feminine. from behind, he looked like a cute asian girl. why would you turn around, Tony? how could you do this to me?

what happened today?

bed early

in the bathroom today

the other guy and i started drying our hands at the same time. i immediately knew that we were both trying to take the longest. whoever finished first would have to open the door with his just-washed hand. i was only about halfway dry when the other guy started getting more paper towers. i thought: i own you. go home. but then he kept grabbing more paper towels. i was pretty sure the son of a bitch was done drying his hands. he kept going. i thought: this is stupid, i'm standing here and rubbing my dry hands with paper towels. i lost. that motherfucking slut. if i see him peeing again. kid better watch his back

i failed to finish RF on time. it's the first assignment. how embarassing

i wonder if my house still smells like cat shit

i realized RF pset is due today and not tomorrow, so i started it at 1 am hahaha.. shouldn't have watched that movie. starting to crash. fuck. still got 3 hours before classes. wheee

True Facts:

50% of all men are freeballing at any given moment

fuck. i hate waking up

i dreamed that my desktop turned on and i had lucky charms. now i have neither.

our first assignment is to draw a wall. all my walls are plain. i'll draw two lines

so hungry. thinking about four month old triscuits. mmm. Tony somehow fucks up making rice in the rice cooker. it's so easy even i can do it. wtf, Tony.. crusty leftover rice from last night? what kind of asian dad are you..

idk what's going on in RF circuits. Ray doubts Wesley's skills.

let's dance

played settlers with mori and tony yesterday. i told tony i'd kill him. i thought i was winning, but suddenly tony won. that kid better watch his back

i wonder if i can sharpen my finger with this pencil sharpener

someone's standing on the corner of my bed. don't breathe. maybe she'll disappear

the last three parts of full house won't load. our internet's such a piece of shit. this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me

in neural today, i was eating a sandwich and part of it got stuck between my teeth. it took a lot of effort to get it out with my tongue. i felt very accomplished but tired

in cs, the part of the room i was walking around smelled really bad. i left to use the bathroom and when i got back the room was overcrowded and my seat was taken. i was thinking i should check out pei fei's bathroom now that he's gone. my territory will double. i wonder what pei fei's doing

today we drew matchsticks. i got really pissed off at first, but i learned something

Funk Master J's nail paintings have almost completely faded along with the soreness in my ass. i will do legs soon

new low: i'm sitting in my bed, watching full house in my boxers, and eating chocolate. downstairs is lonely. i don't mind

sleep cycle's weird. been sleeping from 2-6. why don't i stay asleep..

fell asleep in advanced comp arch every five seconds. i thought, this semester, i'll stay awake in his class. whenever i woke up he'd be staring at me. that son of a bitch

almost finished learning another song. i'll know.. 3! songs

omg it's -4. i'm going to slip to death. this place is inverse hell

woke up with taste of blood and seaweed in my mouth

went skiing. fell many times. managed to find a ditch that no one knew about and fall in it. A Ron had to reach up my ass to help me get my skis off. so much pain. good times

i realized i'm going to miss cat even though i hate him. i feel like a stupid bitch

uh ohs

last night my mom pointed out that i'm taking the GRE tomorrow and not on Friday so i have half as much time to study as i'd thought i did. it doesn't really bother me though. i'll just wing it. probably won't do so well

yesterday cat made me follow him to the basement and then he started taking a shit. i thought, fuck you, and walked back upstairs

i realized the guns in my basement are real

also last night, we played super street fighter II in Bill's basement. i wanted to learn Dhalsim's victory dance but never got around to it. that shit is hard to do. you have to bob your head, wave your arms, and move your legs polyrhythmically and extremely steadily. i guess i still have time and i'll only run out of time when i die

there's part of a blueberry bagel in my left pocket from last night. that shit was good. until the second half of the second one

while Leslie was reading this blog, she pointed out that it's like i'm trying to document my life but nothing interesting happens in it so all it's about is turning in assignments, eating, and sleeping

Tony referred to Gran Torino as the movie where "Clint Eastwood kills Asian people"

New Year

This year. Something's different.

cat likes to lick his asshole a lot. i can't tell if he likes me, or just uses my hand to scratch his head. maybe also just wants me to fill his food thing. cat's a bitch