in the bathroom today

the other guy and i started drying our hands at the same time. i immediately knew that we were both trying to take the longest. whoever finished first would have to open the door with his just-washed hand. i was only about halfway dry when the other guy started getting more paper towers. i thought: i own you. go home. but then he kept grabbing more paper towels. i was pretty sure the son of a bitch was done drying his hands. he kept going. i thought: this is stupid, i'm standing here and rubbing my dry hands with paper towels. i lost. that motherfucking slut. if i see him peeing again. kid better watch his back

i failed to finish RF on time. it's the first assignment. how embarassing

i wonder if my house still smells like cat shit